Song Lyrics

I'm losing my hair
And my vision is shady
Last night I dreamt
Of an overweight lady
But I need a young thing
To keep up with my pace
To hold me in her arms,
And take me straight to second base

I know my calculus
It says you + me = us
Yeah, oh, sing it chad, for me
I know my calculus
It says you + me = us
(Oh yeah)
Calculus

Yeah haha c'mon we're together
(We're together)
Girl, algebra or trigonometry could never equal up
To what you do to me
So let's intergrate
Don't differentiate
If you were in my class,
There ain't no way I could pass
I hate english, gym, and not to mention
I can't even afford to pay my attention
No philosophy could ever come between us
But we'll always have our calculus

I know my calculus
It says you + me = us
Said I know my calculus
It says you + me = us
We're together forever, see'mon

Calculus, calculus
I think it should be eastside

Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go
Ooh baby, oh lord
You + me = us

Well, I've never been good at history
And I don't give a crap about robert e lee
When it comes to cosines,
I know a thing or two
And I kicked ass on the test about me and you

I know my calculus
It says you + me = us
Said I know my calculus
It says you + me = us
We're together forever, see'mon

You (u)
Plus sign (+)
Me (me)
Equal sign (=)
Us (us)

Girl, no subject comes close to you
2gether sing it

I know my calculuh-uh-uh-ussss

I know my calculus
It says you + me = us
Said I know my calculus
It says you + me = us
We're together forever, see'mon

I know my calculus
It says you + me = us
Said I know my calculus
It says you + me = us
We're together forever, see'mon

Brian Gunn, Mark Gunn, Brian Anthony Kierulf, Joshua M. Schwartz

The duration of U + Me = Us (Calculus) is 3:19 minutes and seconds.