Song Lyrics

Whoah oh! Come take a trip with me
I'll tell you of the greatest man who ever sailed the sea
Whoah oh! Fae Scotland's bonnie shores
He pillaged 'cross the ocean, in search of rum galore
Whoah oh! Aboard the good ship Scum
He'd fire a mighty blast from the 16 pounder gun
Whoah oh! His legendary crew
Could sail that ship to hell and back, there's nothing they can't do

He killed the mighty terrorsquid
The greatest man who ever lived
He beat the Vikings in a bloody war
Meet yer dad and smell yer maw

Fannybaws! He's a fearsome pirate
Fannybaws! He's the scourge of the seas
Fannybaws! With the black flag flying
Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease
Fannybaws! He's a fearsome pirate
Fannybaws! He's the scourge of the seas
Fannybaws! With the black flag flying
Bringing his foes to their knees - Fannybaws!

Whoah oh! In Oban he was raised
He drank a bucket full of rum every single day
Whoah oh! His beard of flaming red
Would terrorize his enemies and make them wish they're dead
Whoah oh! Four pistols on his belt
He went to battle naked, wearing just a tiger's pelt
Whoah oh! His name was Fannybaws
Now haud yer wheesht ya glaikit cunt or else he'll pump yer maw!

Fannybaws! He's a fearsome pirate
Fannybaws! He's the scourge of the seas
Fannybaws! With the black flag flying
Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease
Fannybaws! He's a fearsome pirate
Fannybaws! He's the scourge of the seas
Fannybaws! With the black flag flying
Bringing his foes to their knees - Fannybaws!

Who killed the mighty Terrorsquid? Fannybaws!
The greatest man who ever lived? Fannybaws!
Who beat the vikings in a war? Fannybaws!
Meet yer dad and smell yer maw! Ohhhhhhh
Who drinks his whisky neat and strong? Fannybaws!
Who's got a boaby two feet long? Fannybaws!
Who's gonna take nae shite from you? Fannybaws!
So what the f*ck you gonna do? AGHHHHHH!

He drinks his whisky neat and strong
He's got a boaby two feet long
He's gonna take nae shite from the likes of you
So what the f*ck you gonna do?

Fannybaws! He's a fearsome pirate
Fannybaws! He's the scourge of the seas
Fannybaws! With the black flag flying
Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease
Fannybaws! He's a fearsome pirate
Fannybaws! He's the scourge of the seas
Fannybaws! With the black flag flying
Bringing his foes to their kn

Christopher Bowes

The duration of Fannybaws is 4:14 minutes and seconds.