Song Lyrics

How I love to sleep
I was back in Mahomet, Illinois,
A Mongoloid child played with
A bright orange smurf ball

Gurgling to himself contentedly
Next to a tree. In the middle
Of the street stood a small
Repulsive chihuahua-like beast with

Huge bulging lascivious eyes and sickly
Liver spotted skin. It lifted its tail
And I saw a strange puckered
Cuntlike orafice with a tongue.

The beast started whispering to me
Beckoning to me. Mongo started jumping
Up and down screaming. The neighbors
Ran to their trailor homes and locked

Their doors. I was possessed.
I picked up the beast and
Fucked it with uncontrolled lust.
It turned its head and leered at

Me as I pumped it again and again.
It started laughing. Suddenly a sharp
Striking pain shot deep into my bowels.
I pulled out. The beast, still laughing

Deposited a milky afterbirth substance
Then ran into the woods. At the base of
My penis, the beast's sphincter was
Clamped down hard. I cut it off with a

Boyscout knife. The neighbors stared
From their windows. "Look at me!" I screamed
"I f*ck your neighborhood pets!"
I went home and hid inside my room.

From the window I saw a police car next
To the afterbirth in the street. A fat redneck
Cop waddled out of the squad car bent over
Picked up a nugget of placenta sniffed it and

Said, "Yep it's been fucked get out an A.P.B.
Immediately!" I locked the doors. My belly hurt
More and more. My cock turned grey and liverspotted
Like the beast. I squeezed the head and a parasitic

Blood worm oozed out. I grabbed the worm
And pulled it out slowly. Layers of skin from
My belly to my upper thighs dissolved as I
Pulled the worm. Like an onion, layer

After layer of epidermis melted off my body with
Each tug of the worm. I woke up.
I was pissing straight up into the air through
The semi-erect tissue of a descending piss boner.

It splashed against my stomach and thighs.
God I love to sleep.

Tom Marshall, Trey Anastasio

The duration of Sleep is 3:45 minutes and seconds.