Allan Sherman - If I Could Play Piano Lyrics
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If I Could Play Piano
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What Are The Lyrics For If I Could Play Piano By Allan Sherman?
If I could play the piano
Like I'd like to play the piano, I would sit down at the piano, And I'd play. That's how I'd play the piano night and day. If I could play the banjo Like I'd like to play the banjo, I'd go out and buy a banjo And a pick. I mean I'd play the banjo really slick. If I could play the bongos, I'd go get a set of drums. I'd entertain my chums And then they'd call me twinkle thumbs. But I can't play the piano, Or the banjo, or the bongos, 'Cause when I sit down to play The people laugh. So I guess I'll have to play my phonograph. But my phonograph is broke, My phonograph is broke, My phonograph is broke, I bought it in Hoboken, They fixed it in Shamokin, I mean it, I'm not jokin'. My phonograph is broke, Let's finish this, I'm chokin'. I'm chokin' and I'm croakin'. Hey, stop the music. Stop the music. Stop the music! Stop the music! |
Who Wrote If I Could Play Piano By Allan Sherman?
Allan Sherman
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What's The Duration Of The If I Could Play Piano By Allan Sherman?The duration of If I Could Play Piano is 2:11 minutes and seconds. |
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