Allan Sherman - Second Hand Nose Lyrics

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Second Hand Nose

Second Hand Nose Lyrics |
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What Are The Lyrics For Second Hand Nose By Allan Sherman?
Mother Nature made me
Strictly second-rate. Smart but not good looking, What an awful fate. Girls don't go for IQ. Egghead ain't their style. They don't say, "I like you." They don't even smile. Well, Mother Nature, I'll get back at you. Tomorrow morning, here's what I will do: I'm calling Dr. Max Rose, That's who I chose. He's gonna make me A second-hand nose. I went to his office once or twice and All his patients looked like Barbra Streisand. Then I'll get second-hand hair, Second-hand teeth, And contact lenses In baby blue. And elevator shoes, and then I'll melt girls' hearts. They can't resist a man with interchangeable parts. Girls will go nuts Parked in my second-hand Stutz. We'll sit there sniffing glue On Second Avenue. |
Who Wrote Second Hand Nose By Allan Sherman?
Allan Sherman
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What's The Duration Of The Second Hand Nose By Allan Sherman?The duration of Second Hand Nose is 2:13 minutes and seconds. |
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