Allan Sherman - Seltzer Boy Lyrics

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Seltzer Boy

Seltzer Boy Lyrics by Allan Sherman
Seltzer Boy Lyrics

What Are The Lyrics For Seltzer Boy By Allan Sherman?

Seltzer boy
Where are you hiding
If you don't come right now
I'm goin' tell you boss on you


Don't bring me water
I rather have seltzer
'Cause water don't bubble
And water don't fizz

Water I hate it
'Cause it ain't carbonated
But a glass of seltzer
On the other hand is

Don't bring me Pepsi
Don't bring me a cool-Aid
Don't bring a malted
And don't bring me champagne

I'll tell you what boy
Bring me one scotch and soda
Then you'll take back the scotch, boy
And leave the two cents plain

Seltzer boy
When are you coming?
If don't bring that seltzer
I'm goin' tell Mister Meltzer on you

Seltzer boy

That's better, could you put in a little chocolate sauce?

Who Wrote Seltzer Boy By Allan Sherman?

Busch Lou, Allan Sherman, Lou Busch

What's The Duration Of The Seltzer Boy By Allan Sherman?

The duration of Seltzer Boy is 3:31 minutes and seconds.

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