Asher Roth - Bad Day Lyrics
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Bad Day
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What Are The Lyrics For Bad Day By Asher Roth?
Uh, and it just keeps goin' (yeah)
And it just keeps So I'm in the airport getting ready to leave Heading to a friend's wedding in the N.Y.C But my head has been spinning, I'm forgetting to eat All this jet setting has been really getting to me It's already 11:20, I'm ready to sleep But instead I end up sitting in a 27-C An aisle seat, fine by me But the guy that's inside's always tryin' to pee With a wild child behind me, he's cryin' and keeps Flippin out and kickin' at me while he violently screams So I silently plea, oh God, please Let there be a honey sitting 27-B But of course some morbidly obese Beast is in the seat that wheezes when he breathes Dude sitting D is at least three deep And he keeps telling me what is wrong with his knees: (I got bad knees) 'Osgood Schlatters,' just need water But for a bottle they charge two dollars (what?) And when I thought that it couldn't get worse I forgot my iPod I'm havin' a bad day Nothin' ever seems to go my way Everybody needs to go away Why? Because I'm havin" a bad day, yeah (oh no no no) And it just keeps goin' (keep goin') And it just keeps (goin' on!) And it just keeps goin' (keep goin') And it just keeps (goin' on) So four hours and turbulence We land when I'm about to turd in my pants But the captain has "Seatbelt fastened" So my ass is just passin gas and Then at last I escaped from the plane When I'm minutes away from clinically insane I make my way towards baggage claim When I hear a high-pitched voice scream my name (Asher!) Some dumb bitch I went to high school with While I'm sweating she's telling me she likes my shit I just smile and think, 'bout how great it would be If I could just hit this chick with a quick leg sweep (leg sweep) So I pick up my L.L. Bean And beeline for the next taxi (taxi) In need of weed, and boxer briefs But my bag's only got Maxi's I'm havin' a bad day Nothin' ever seems to go my way Everybody needs to go away Why? Because I'm havin' a bad day, yeah (And it keep goin')' and it just keeps goin' (keep goin') And it just keeps (goin' on!) And it just keeps goin' (keep goin') And it just keeps (goin' on) I check in to my hotel room And I pick up my cell phone to dial the groom Tell him my mood and I'm ordering food And I'm probably gonna stay in and watch a movie But the tube has no HBO (what?) So anything I want, yo I'm paying fo' But I'm lame and broke, so I'm laying in a robe Watching that "Little People, Big World" show Right then there's a knock at the door It's my last hope for a Spanish whore Who will change my sheets in exchange for penis "Hi, I've lost my cat, have you seen it?" Jesus, this day is the worst At least I can give Little Me a jerk And then go to sleep, healthy and disease-less I guess it could be worse, but I'm just I'm havin' a bad day Nothin ever seems to go my way Everybody needs to go away Why? Because I'm havin' a bad day, yeah Oh oh oh And it just keeps goin' (keep goin') And it just keeps (goin' on!) And it just keeps goin' (keep goin') And it just keeps (goin' on) Hey, and it keep goin' on Ya |
Who Wrote Bad Day By Asher Roth?
Asher Paul Roth, David Anthony Appleton, Oren Yoel Kleinman
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What's The Duration Of The Bad Day By Asher Roth?The duration of Bad Day is 3:38 minutes and seconds. |
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