Song Lyrics

Good King Wenceslas looked out
On the Feast of Stephen
Sorry I'm late, I was busy doin' some rewrites
Rewrites I've highlighted your parts, now sing along

Santa Claus and all his elves
Are making gifts for Buford
I don't think that's how it goes
Nobody's askin' you, nerd

Buford, you're completely disrespecting this classic song
You're ignoring the historical context
King Wenceslas was a great man
You have no idea what this song is about
I know all about this song

The words were by an English guy
The music's Scandinavian
Wenceslas was five-foot-six
He kept his face unshaven

Though just a Duke throughout his life
He always ruled so justly
His kingly title was conferred
Upon him posthumously

Well, I stand corrected, you seem to have a lot of information
But if you know so much about it
Why do you not sing the original song?
I like my version better, it's about me

Buford should get lots of gifts
Every Christmas season
When I see presents just for me
It always is so pleasin'

That is why I changed the words
To make the song more edgy
If you don't like the way I sing
You'll get a Christmas wedgie

Oh, it's lovely, you're a veritable
Oscar Hammerstein the Second
Or, uh, oh, well, at least it's over

John O'brien-docker, N Traditional (pd)

The duration of Good King Wenceslas is 1:41 minutes and seconds.