Me and Mr. Jones Lyrics
What Are The Lyrics For Me and Mr. Jones By Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine? Mr. Jones knows The Stones Rock 'n' roll is in his blood and in his bones Shines his shoes, kicks some ass Counts the booze and laminates his pass Does some wizz, loves the biz Your Eric Clapton's and your Nancy's and your Sids Mr. Jones helped me understand The worthless piece of lowlife that I am Changed the rules took control Bribing the ref and widening the goals Mr. J's master plan Fifty ways to patronize the fans Life is cheap, buy some now Satisfy the sheep, sacrifice the sacred cow Born to boogie, disco Tex Mr. Groovy, the God of groupie sex Born to boogie, knows the Stones The only thing in common between me and Mr. Jones Verbal gymnastics can't help you now We've got fifty tons plastic We're gonna laminate your house Born to boogie, disco Tex Mr. Groovy, the God of groupie sex Born to boogie, knows The Stones The only thing in common between me and Mr. Jones Mr. Jones, super cool While you were out We were pissing in your pool
Who Wrote Me and Mr. Jones By Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine? James Neil Morrison, Leslie George Carter
What's The Duration Of The Me and Mr. Jones By Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine? The duration of Me and Mr. Jones is 3:33 minutes and seconds.

Me and Mr. Jones