Song Lyrics

We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman.

Hello

So, Natalie, what's the day in life of Natalie Portman like?

Do you really want to know?

Yes, tell us

I don't sleep motherfucker
Off that yak and Durban
Doing 120 getting head while I'm swerving

Damn Natalie you a crazy chick

Yo shut the f*ck up and suck my dick
I bust in dudes mouth like gushers motherfucker
Roll up on NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker

(What you want Natalie)

To drink and fight

(what you need Natalie)

To f*ck all night

Don't test when I'm crazy on that airplane glue
Put my foot down your throat
'Til you shit in my shoe
Leave you screaming
Pay for my dry cleaning
F*ck your man
It's my name that he's screaming

I'm sorry Natalie, but are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated?

I never said I was a role model

What about the kids that look up to you? Do you have a message for them?

All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick
It's Portman mother fucker
Drink till I'm sick
Slit your throat
And poor nitrous down the hole
Watch you laugh and cry
While I laugh you die
And all the dudes
You know I'm talking to you
(we love you Natalie)
I wanna f*ck you too
P is for Portman
P is for pussy!
I'll kill your fucking dog for fun so don't push me

Well, Natalie I'm surprised. All this from a Harvard graduate.

Well there's a lot you may not know about me.

Really? Such as?

When I was in Harvard
I smoked weed every day
I cheated every test
And snorted all the yay
I gotta a def posse
And you gotta buncha dudes
I sit right down on your face and take a shit

Natalie you are a bad ass bitch (hell yeah!)
And I always pay for your dry cleaning
When my shit gets in your shoe (What!?)
As for the drug use
Well I can vouch for that
My dick is scared of you
Girl

Okie-doke. One final question,
If you steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood,
Who would it

No more questions

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The duration of Natalie's Rap is 2:27 minutes and seconds.