Song Lyrics

Jesus was a stoner, uh huh
Born in Southern California, uh huh
Lying out on the corner, uh-huh
While they're tryna stone us, uh-huh
They wanna stone us, they wanna stone us
They wanna stone us
They wanna stone us, they wanna stone us
Come on stoners

I'm called the weed messiah
Rock your lighter
You transfixed with the spliff and your lips higher
Like smoke rises
Your sex is heightened
Inhale, embrace Mary, but don't be frightened
I bring the God flower
Uplift the people
Holy sacrament communion, take and let me feed you
No superstitions and crucifixions or false prophets
Crosses burning in my hand, call it burned object
Smoke gathers like holy masses
Take a hit, pass it to the left, it's in the passage
You know my disciples
This is a new revival
Judas rose and took the soil to enrich the cycle
Smoking Mother Earth
Blessing is the herb
Mother Mary save us
Thankful for what you gave us
Roll it in my papers
Share it with my neighbours
High as skyscrapers
A cult of cultivators
We got the multitude
Our sisters and our brothers
How I break my bread
Like it's the last supper
I'm the blood stoners
I'm the higher after
Believe me, elevate
Hear the signs of laughter
I'll be the greenest rapture
Stoned Jesus with the cleanest shatter
Sum of demons, that's some genius banter
Get the screen capture
If you perceive this is a needless chatter
You need to hit a Stoned Jesus chapter
I'll be the greenest rapture
Stoned Jesus with the cleanest shatter
Sum of demons, that's some genius banter
Get the screen capture
If you perceive this as a needless chatter
You need to hit a Stoned Jesus chapter

Heavenly Father (Heavenly Father)
Please come give us a gift (Give us a gift)

Larry E Muggerud, Louis Freese, Sumach Valentine

The duration of Jesus Was a Stoner is 3:25 minutes and seconds.