Dead Kennedys - Dear Abby Lyrics

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Dear Abby

Dear Abby Lyrics by Dead Kennedys
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What Are The Lyrics For Dear Abby By Dead Kennedys?

Dear Abby,

Got a problem. I'm a decent, underpaid, hardworking county coroner. It's
Important that my family eat meat at least three times a week. But we just can't
Afford to with the prices the way they are. So I bring home some choice cuts from my
Autopsy subjects. Just mix in the Tuna Helper:and ta-da!

The whole family thinks my new meals are delicious. They ask me what's
My secret. Abby, I think they're getting suspicious. My smart-ass eight year-old keeps
Asking, "Where's all the meat? The red dye number two kind that's kept in the fridge."

If they find out the truth I don't think they'll understand. Abby, what do I tell
My family?
DEAR REAGANOMICS VICTIM: Consult your clergyman. Make sure the body's
Blessed and everything should be just fine

Who Wrote Dear Abby By Dead Kennedys?

Darren Henley, Eric Reed Boucher, Geoffrey Lyall, Raymond John Pepperelle

What's The Duration Of The Dear Abby By Dead Kennedys?

The duration of Dear Abby is 1:09 minutes and seconds.

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