Dr. Demento - Shaving Cream Lyrics
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Shaving Cream
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What Are The Lyrics For Shaving Cream By Dr. Demento?
I have a sad story to tell you
It may hurt your feelings a bit Last night when I walked into my bathroom I stepped in a big pile of... [Chorus:] Shaving cream, be nice and clean Shave everyday and you'll always look keen I think I'll break off with my girlfriend Her antics are queer I'll admit Each time I say, "Darling, I love you" She tells me that I'm full of... [Chorus] Our baby fell out of the window You'd think that her head would be split But good luck was with her that morning She fell in a barrel of... [Chorus] An old lady died in a bathtub She died from a terrible fit In order to fulfill her wishes She was buried in six feet of... [Chorus] When I was in France with the army One day I looked into my kit I thought I would find me a sandwich But the darn thing was loaded with... [Chorus] And now, folks, my story is ended I think it is time I should quit If any of you feel offended Stick your head in a barrel of... |
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