Dr. Demento - Smoke Two Joints Lyrics
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Smoke Two Joints
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What Are The Lyrics For Smoke Two Joints By Dr. Demento?
I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more Oh, my daddy he once told me, "Son, you be hard working man" My mama she once told me, "Son, you do the best you can" But then one day I met a man who came up to me and said "Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head" So now, I smoke two joints when I get up, in the car I smoke two joints I smoke two joints when I play video game, and at every ten thousand points (I smoke two joints) I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more Oh, my daddy he once told me, "Son, you be hard working man" My mama she once told me, "Son, you do the bet you can" But then one day I met a man who came up to me and said "Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head" I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more SMOKE TWO JOINTS That's what I do SMOKE TWO JOINTS Come smoke two joints with me in the morning SMOKE TWO JOINTS Come smoke two joints with me in the afternoon, yeah SMOKE TWO JOINTS Hey, would you rather smoke two joints or rather do your homework? SMOKE TWO JOINTS I new you were going to say that! SMOKE TWO JOINTS SMOKE TWO JOINTS That's what I do! SMOKE TWO JOINTS |
Who Wrote Smoke Two Joints By Dr. Demento?
Chris Kay, Michael A Kay
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What's The Duration Of The Smoke Two Joints By Dr. Demento?The duration of Smoke Two Joints is 3:43 minutes and seconds. |
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