Song Lyrics

Do I know you?
Yeah, I'm you from another dimension.
Well, that would explain the handsomeness.
Right back at you, big guy.
Does that mean you and I are exactly alike?
I suppose so.
Do you want some rice pudding?
Blech, no, that's gross!
It was a test. Almond brittle?
Ooh, I love it the most!
Me too!

Do you collect coins?
Yeah, just in case
Vending machines become the
Dominant race

I've been alone all these years
With my irrational fears
But not the vending machine thing. That's gonna happen.
But now before me I see
Someone with whom I agree
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me

Hm, I thought I'd be taller
I've been told I slouch
I thought I'd have both my eyes, y'know
It's in this pouch
Ouch!

You know,
I can't help
But notice that your scar goes over your eye patch.
Yeah
Nothing

Do Lamas weird you out?
Yeah, are they camels or sheep?
No, no, I meant Lorenzo
Oh, that's right
He played Meap!

Now I know all about you
And you know all about me
Ooh-wee-ooh
And now before me I see
Someone with whom I agree
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me

Now that I've found you
We can be a duo
That's right.
Twice the evil
Double Doofenshmirtz
Coming at you Fridays!

What's that, are we doing a TV show together?
Oh no.
It just sort of sounded like that.
Well, I mean, we could. We should!
Hmm, maybe we're not so much alike.
That can be your catchphrase!
You're the grumpy one.
Huh?

Jon Barry, Jon Colton Barry, Martin Olson, Dan Povenmire

The duration of Brand New Best Friend is 2:18 minutes and seconds.