Song Lyrics

"40-H2O, I got a few ends, can we do some kin'd of busin'ess mate?"
It depends on how much you want to spend
And how much profit I`m goin` make
What`s the crazy? Sellin' half a kezy, right now they go for eight

But you know we in the middle of a drought playboy,
So tomorrow might be too late
Prices keep on elevatin',
Escalatin' and fluctuatin' like Oprah Win'frey`s weight

Hesitatin', elimin'atin' competitor`s competition out the gate
Peruvian flake, cotton candy yams and Highway 5
About an estimated four-and-a-half hour drive, LET ME GO
Na na, can`t do that, too dangerous, too young

Back off, it`s a commotion, might even swallow your tongue
HOW?!? I`ll tell ya later, hop your ass in' this Kezy
Where we headed? Venice Beach
Gotta go pick up our greasy ex-po po martial arts expert

Money on grip and desperate, nuttin' to be reckoned with
I tell you motherfuckers she`s a fool
Damn she sound like a fuckin' nut
Let`s bust her potna and get the f*ck

We smoke trees and slang ki`s, off the fuckin' E`s
Livin' life as a crimin'al doin' a bunch of dirty deeds
(Look here)
We smoke trees and slang ki`s, off the fuckin' E`s

Livin' life as a crimin'al doin' a bunch of dirty deeds
(What you do?)
Doin'' a bunch of dirty deeds
It ain'`t gon` be no cakewalk, so whatever ya do don`t talk

Others been sufficed to triangular markers with numbers on em
And bodies outlin'ed in' chalk
Bodies outlin'ed in' chalk, triangular markers with numbers on em
And bodies outlin'ed in' chalk

Call them organs, call my lawyer while you`re at it
Tell my gal get that dope up out the attic
We ism, I caught the po-po tryin' ta spoil it
Too much narcotics to be flushin' down the toilet

These bitches talkin' bout some shit I never knew about
Some shit I never heard, some shit that I could sue about
Knew I was in' Pittsburgh promotin' a charity concert wit my weep
And luckily a motherfucker like me

Had enough common sense to keep the receipt
35th and room service
Buffalo win'gs and Bleu cheese dressin'g, Caesar salad
A glass of win'e and lots of sexin', don`t you doubt it

25 percent bookworm, 150 percent street smart
Makin' busin'ess, accusations only reach a start
We smoke trees and slang ki`s, off the fuckin' E`s
Livin' life as a crimin'al doin' a bunch of dirty deeds

(what you do?)
We smoke trees and slang ki`s, off the fuckin' E`s
Livin' life as a crimin'al doin' a bunch of dirty deeds
(Uhh)

Doin' a bunch of dirty deeds
As soon as I could walk I`d cooked up bout half a meal ticket
At the age of 17 years old fuckin' em up like that
Ovulatin' in' the kettle loft 'cause I kept watchin' the game

I`d fall in' the yard
Operation Desperation, go get your fetti,
Daddy slingin' niggas who off
In front of the liquor store tryin' to get somebody

To buy me a bottle and a pack of Newports
So that a motherfucker can up-chuck on the teacher
When I get to school, restricted
So move up out of the classroom, better yet after school to diss this

Hell of quick tip, wit extra manners, tie your ass up wit the phone cord
Duct tape your mouth, talk to your ass in' Spanish
Describe me voice, like me no speak no English
Take me razorblade and get to choppin' at your fin'gers

Straight killers new to my squadron
My deuce don`t even know that`s on my squadron`s back
Godzilla ballers, a juvenile with damn man respect
Craze up off the set, pistol whippin' negroes wit my Tek

Nine millimeter heater, heavy metal wet
Crushin' heads and snappin' necks, causin' nosebleeds
A 150 percent street nigga about dem dirty deeds
We smoke trees and slang ki`s, off the fuckin' E`s

Livin' life as a crimin'al doin' a bunch of dirty deeds
(What you do?)
We smoke trees and slang ki`s, off the fuckin' E`s
Livin' life as a crimin'al doin' a bunch of dirty deeds

[Repeat: x3]
(What you do?)
Doin' a bunch of dirty deeds

Dale Everingham, Earl T. Stevens

The duration of Dirty Deeds is 3:46 minutes and seconds.