Song Lyrics

[Can I help ya, son?]
Yeah, pops, I, I need something quick,
Something now

[Quick...]
to get out of here

[Quick and now.]
like a bike or, or a motorcycle or

[Bike, I haven't got any bikes,]
[haven't got any motorcycles.]
Well, something you gotta have in
[No.]
behind all this junk around, I

[Junk!]
[Let me tell ya something about junk, son.]
[See this shit around here,]
[you think it's shit?]

[I think you're shit.]
[Little turd dropper.]
[I'll show ya what I got here,]
[I got something faster]

[than a damn bicycle for ya,]
[I got this here...]
What the hell is that?
[It's a rubber sled!]

A rubber sled?
[Rubber sled, that's right.]
Is is fast?
[Is it fast? Shit.]

[That damn thing's faster]
[than a three peckered owl.]
[And you know what else?]
What?

[The best part?]
What's the best part?
[It's free! Ha ha ha-ha!]
[rubber sled!]

[That's right,]
[take your rubber sled]
[and ride on, ride on, my man...]
[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
Thanks for the sled, pops.

[Hey, no problem, come back.]
I want to slide,
I want to take a ride
[I wonder what that kid's...]

[rubber sled!]
[... runnin' from?]
[What's he afraid of?]
On my rubber sled

[Pop?]
Did you hear what I said?
[rubber sled!]
I want my rubber sled

[rubber sled!]
I want my,
I want my,
I want my my my

[rubber sled!]
My my sled
[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]
Rubber sled, yeah
That's what I said
That's what I...

[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
That's what I said
[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
[Robert Sledge on the bass guitar!]

[aw shit!]
Aw shit!
[bass guitar!]
[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
Ooh ooh ooh yeah,

Rubber sled, yeah
Ooh ooh ooh yeah,
[rubber sled!]
Rubber sled, yeah

Rubber sled, yeah
Rubber sled
[rubber sled!]
Ooh ooh ooh yeah,

Rubber sled, yeah
Rubber sled, yeah
Rubber sled, yeah
Ooh ooh ooh

[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]

[rubber sled!]
[rubber sled!]
Mmmm, sure has fast sled!

Folds, Southern

The duration of Rubber Sled is 4:55 minutes and seconds.