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Mean Mr. Mustard

Mean Mr. Mustard Lyrics by Frankie Howerd
Mean Mr. Mustard Lyrics

What Are The Lyrics For Mean Mr. Mustard By Frankie Howerd?

Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man

His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops, she's a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the queen
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty old man
Dirty old man

Who Wrote Mean Mr. Mustard By Frankie Howerd?

John Lennon, Paul Mccartney

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