Song Lyrics

What if I told you that I did it again
That I accidentally cheated on you with your best friend
What if I say he's so much better than you
That I have to hold him prisoner the whole night through
I didn't say I did, so don't think I would do
But if I did do, then what would you do

What if I told you that I lied from the start
That I don't actually have a master in modern art
What if I told you that I can't stand your mum
That I think your brother's hot and your sister's dumb
I didn't say I did, so don't think I would do
But if I did do, are we through

What if I told you Rose is not my real name
That I find your nose crooked and your joke lame
What if I told you that I was in it for the money
That I just can't stand it when you call me honey bunny
I didn't say I did, so don't think I would do
But if I did do, would it be me and you

Don't just stand there, did you hear what I just said
Yell or cry, hit me hard in the head
You're the one who should be angry
Yet I'm the one pulling my hair
So won't you just please show that you care
That doesn't mean I do

What if I told you I set your car on fire
'Cause you didn't react when I slashed all your tires
What if I say I never went to that shrink
'Cause I solve all my problems by poisoning your drinks
I didn't say I did so, don't you think I would do
But since I did do, well I guess you're through

Don't just lie there, did you hear what I just said
Shout or cry or I'll hit you hard in the head
You're the one who should be angry yet I'm the one pulling my hair
So won't you just please show that you care
That doesn't mean I do
There's no more me and you

Fredrika Stahl

The duration of What If? is 3:33 minutes and seconds.