Georges Brassens - Tonton Nestor (la Noce De Jeannette) Lyrics

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Tonton Nestor (la Noce De Jeannette)

Tonton Nestor (la Noce De Jeannette) Lyrics by Georges Brassens
Tonton Nestor (la Noce De Jeannette) Lyrics

What Are The Lyrics For Tonton Nestor (la Noce De Jeannette) By Georges Brassens?

Tonton Nestor
Vous eûtes tort
Je vous le dis tout net
Vous avez mis
La zizanie
Aux noces de Jeannett'
Je vous l'avoue
Tonton, vous vous
Comportâtes comme un
Mufle achevé
Rustre fieffé
Un homme du commun

Quand la fiancée
Les yeux baissés
Des larmes pleins les cils
S'apprêtait à
Dire "Oui da !"
A l'officier civil
Qu'est-c'qui vous prit
Vieux malappris
D'aller, sans retenue
Faire un pinçon
Cruel en son
Eminence charnue

Se retournant
Incontinent
Ell' souffleta, flic-flac
L'garçon d'honneur
Qui, par bonheur
Avait un' tête à claqu'
Mais au lieu du
"Oui" attendu
Ell' s'écria : "Maman"
Et l'mair' lui dit
"Non, mon petit
Ce n'est pas le moment"

Quand la fiancée
Les yeux baissés
D'une voix solennell'
S'apprêtait à
Dire "Oui da !"
Par-devant l'Eternel
Voila mechef
Que, derechef
Vous osâtes porter
Votre fichue
Patte crochue
Sur sa rotondité

Se retournant
Incontinent
Elle moucha le nez
D'un enfant d'chœur
Qui, par bonheur
Etait enchifrené
Mais au lieu du
"Oui" attendu
De sa pauvre voix lass'
Au tonsuré
Désemparé
Elle a dit "Merde", hélas

Quoiqu'elle usât
Qu'elle abusât
Du droit d'être fessue
En la pinçant
Mauvais plaisant
Vous nous avez déçus
Aussi, ma foi
La prochain' fois
Qu'on mariera Jeannett'
On s'pass'ra d'vous
Tonton, je vous
Je vous le dit tout net

Who Wrote Tonton Nestor (la Noce De Jeannette) By Georges Brassens?

Georges Charles Brassens

What's The Duration Of The Tonton Nestor (la Noce De Jeannette) By Georges Brassens?

The duration of Tonton Nestor (la Noce De Jeannette) is 2:01 minutes and seconds.

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