Insane Clown Posse - Santa's a Fat Bitch Lyrics
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Santa's a Fat Bitch
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What Are The Lyrics For Santa's a Fat Bitch By Insane Clown Posse?
Sleigh bells jingle-ling rin jing jingle-ling
Horses, horses, horses, horses. Sleigh bells jingle-ling ring jing jingle-ling Santa Claus suck my balls Drunk as hell ringing bells at the malls Dancer, Prancer, Dixon, and Qupid I'm a get stupid, ha ha ha, eh I sat around all night under the chimney Holdin' my sack like "gimme gimme" I know that he's commin', he's commin' he must Lookin' up nothin' but rust, dust. Turn on my TV the very next day I see your gettin' payed Leadin' the parade I'm that sniper on the buildin' Listen to my nine go click, Santas a fat bitch [Chorus] Santa Claus is a fat bitch (Santa Claus is a fat fat bitch) Another year and I ain't get shit (Another year I ain't get shit) If I hear him land on my roof (Oh my undertaker) I'm a bust your ass in the too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth Yeah I got somethin' to say about St. Nick F*ck that hoe he never brought jack shit No toys, candy canes, just a lump of coal, So I eat it, 'cause there ain't nothin' in the cupboards So I'll be quick, quick and brief All's I need for Christmas is my two front teeth I got my teeth, kicked out my mouth I need a few new ones could you help me out Should of known I guessed I'd show not a steak No kinda gift I didn't get shit Some say I was bad but that wasn't it It's all because, Santa's a fat bitch [Chorus] "Oh-ho-ho don't go that way Roudolf that's the ghetto. Ho-ho, those boys and girls don't deserve anything." (Background:) Slaybells ringling jing jing jingle-ling Horses, horses, horses, horses Santa Claus, Santa Claus where you been? I see you got cookies and milk on your chin I guess you had time to collect your ends You always been down for your rich friend But Roudolf, he don't bring his sleigh my way Nuthin but dirt and coal for little J I guess you couldn't fit down my chimney shaft You need to loose some of that fat ass, eh All the little rich boys they gettin payed Countin the toys and duckets they made Me? I got a little half little chunk of dog shit I'm a kill that fat bitch [Chorus] For the neighborhood Christmas and everything's whack Not a creature sturrin' but a fuckin' rat I ain't hearin' jingle bells I ain't hearin' nothin' Ain't smellin' no turkey sure as hell ain't no stuffin' All that I payed, wished and prayed That fat motherfucker would swing my way Drop off soldiers and rubber balls But I woke up and found some crusty old drawers Just as I knew it shaft again, and again, and again, and again Every year I wake up to the same old shit, house There be no sign of the fat bitch [Chorus: x2] "He's got a fuzzy white beard and a great big smile, A bright red hat you can see for a mile, A bag full of goodies and a great big grin, Here comes Santa Claus again." |
Who Wrote Santa's a Fat Bitch By Insane Clown Posse?
Joseph Bruce, Mike E. Clark
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What's The Duration Of The Santa's a Fat Bitch By Insane Clown Posse?The duration of Santa's a Fat Bitch is 4:22 minutes and seconds. |
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