If I Could Teach My Chihuahua to Sing Lyrics
What Are The Lyrics For If I Could Teach My Chihuahua to Sing By Joe Ely? Oh, weary me I'm broke as a man can be My bills are all due, I got holes in my shoe Bill collectors, they won't let me sleep If I could teach my chihuahua to sing I could make cash registers ring What a sight to behold her She could sit on my shoulder and whimper in harmony If I can teach my chihuahua to sing What a wonderful world, will it, would be I can take her to the border and teach her how to order Margaritas and fajitas, senoritas would bring The circus is coming to town The telephone lines are down While the tight rope they're stretchin' Well, my puppy is fetchin' the tin cans all scattered around If I could teach my chihuahua to sing The world would live in peace Instead of them fightin', everyone would be writin' Love letters to senators and police If I could teach my chihuahua to sing What a brave new world it would be I could take her to China, on a big jet airliner And bark in the park 'til the freedom bells ring If I could teach my chihuahua to sing There'd be no more sorrow and grief I could take her to the border and teach her how to order Guacamole and pozole and feel holy and free
Who Wrote If I Could Teach My Chihuahua to Sing By Joe Ely? Gabe Rhodes, Joe Ely, Kimmie Rhodes
What's The Duration Of The If I Could Teach My Chihuahua to Sing By Joe Ely? The duration of If I Could Teach My Chihuahua to Sing is 3:09 minutes and seconds.

If I Could Teach My Chihuahua to Sing