Song Lyrics

Have you ever seen yourself on TV?
Well, I have
Have you ever been more famous than me?
Well, I have
Have you been stung by a bee?
Well, I have
Have you ever met Mohamed Ali?
I have, I have!

Have you ever had a case of the flu?
Well, I have
Have you ever had to escape from a zoo?
I have
Have you ever met the guys in the Who?
Well, I have
I'm in Who's Who, are you?
I am!

Have you ever stood in line at the bank?
Had an uncle named Frank?
Have you ever rode around in a tank?
I have!

But I've never been to Fairbanks, Alaska
That's the only place I've never been
Have you ever been everywhere else?
I have, I have!

Have you ever locked your keys in your car?
Well, I have
Have you ever been thrown out of a bar?
I have
But I've never shot eighteen-under-par
And I still don't know where all those balls are
Except the one that went through somebody's car
One time in Lincoln, Nebraska

And some day I'm goin' to Fairbanks, Alaska
If it's the last thing I ever do
Have you ever done everything else?
I have, too
I have!

Joe Walsh

The duration of Fairbanks Alaska is 3:27 minutes and seconds.