Song Lyrics

Do you have any idea where they're sending you, Elder Price?

Well, of course, we don't really have final say over where we get sent but
I have been praying to be sent to my favorite place in the whole world

Well, if you prayed for a location, I'm sure Heavenly Father will make it happen
You're like the smartest, best, most deserving Elder the center's ever seen

Aw, c'mon, you guys

The most important time of a Mormon kid's life
Is his mission
A chance to go out and help heal the world
That's my mission
Soon I'll be off in a different place
Helping the whole human race
I know my mission will be
Something incredible

Elders, form a line and step forward when your name is called
Elder Young

Yes sir

Your mission brother will be Elder Grant

That, that's me, hey brother

And your mission location is Norway

Oh wow, Norway

Land of gnomes and trolls

Hoo wah
Hey ya
Shoo wah
Zadup wow

Two by two, we're marching door to door
'Cause God loves Mormons and he wants some more
A two-year mission is our sacrifice
We are the army of the church of Jesus Christ
Of Latter-day Saints

Two by two
And today we'll know
Who we'll make the journey with and where we'll go
We're fighting for a cause but we're really really nice
We are the army of the Church of Jesus Christ
Of Latter-day Saints

Elder White and Elder Smith

Oh, I knew we'd get paired together

Your location will be France

France, land of pastries and turtlenecks

Two by two
I guess it's you and me
We're off to preach across land and sea
Satan has a hold of France
We need to knock him off his perch
We are the soldiers of the army of the church
Of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

Elder Cross and Elder Green, you will be serving in Japan

Oh, Japan
Land of Soy Sauce
And Mothra

Elder Harris and Elder Brown

Heavenly Father
Where will I go on my mission? (on my mission)
Will it be China or ol' Mexico on my mission? (my mission)
It could be San Fran by the bay
Australia where they say "G'day"
But I pray I'm sent to my favorite place
Orlando
Orlando
I love you
Orlando
Seaworld and Disney
And Putt-putt Golfing

Elder Price

Yes sir

Your brother will be Elder Cunningham

That's me, that's me, hello
Oh, hi

And your mission location is Uganda
Uganda?
Uganda? Cool, where is that?

Africa

Oh boy, like Lion King

Two by two
And now it's time to go
Our paths have been revealed
So let's start the show
Our shirts are clean and pressed
And our haircuts are precise
We are the army of the church
We are the army of the church
We are the army of the church of Jesus Christ

Two by two (two by two)
We march for victory
Armed with the greatest book in history
We'll convert everyone
All across the planet Earth
That is the beauty of
The essence of
The purpose of
The mission of
The soldiers of the army of the Church
Of Jesus Christ
Of Latter-Day Saints

Bobby Lopez, Trey Parker, Matthew E. Stone

The duration of Act 1. Two By Two is 4:31 minutes and seconds.