Kid Rock - Cramper Lyrics

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Cramper

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What Are The Lyrics For Cramper By Kid Rock?
Have you ever known a free lancer
Thinks that he's a camper Known around my way as the cramper Like P.M.S. always pokin' But he won't go away with a little Motrin Now if you ever heard the term cramper and you wonder The worms kinda like I guess a modern day Felix Unger When ya first meet em ya think he's O.K. But then you learn a little bit of the cramper goes a long way Hear say here I say through the grapevine He squawks and he gawks and he walks a thin line Just like a little fuckin' fag He always wants to get high but never has a bag Never works says he can't find the right job Ain't got a dime and when he does he's a tightwad He's the dampest there's no one damp Huh huh.... he's the mother fuckin cramper Now the crampers red, there's no one redder, He rides ya wrong like a really tight sweater He's sorta like a mouse a pest of a peer You come home he's at your house drinkin' your last beer Pokin' and strokin' he makes you want to belt him Always wearin' out his mother fuckin' welcome And then sporty's never that cautious He sips from your forty and he always backwashes Talk about a certain subject, he'll jinx it Let him borrow a shirt, the stooge always shrinks it He's the dampest, there's no one damper Huh huh.... he's the mother fuckin' cramper |
Who Wrote Cramper By Kid Rock?
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