Song Lyrics

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel, you're a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch

I'm a bad banana
With a greasy black peel

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch

You wouldn't touch me
With a thirty nine and a half foot pole

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch

Given the choice between the two of us
You'd take the seasick crocodile, ew

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty, wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch

The three words that best describe me
Are stink, stank, stunk

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch

My soul is overflowing
With the most disgraceful
Rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots

Yeah

Albert Hague, Theodor S. Geisel