Song Lyrics

I'm a couch potato I freely admit
I'm a couch potato and I'm darn proud of it
I'm a couch potato I freely admit
I'm a couch potato and I'm darn proud of it

My idea of the perfect day is to stay inside
And when grown men with little balls
And listen to lovers lie
I can't wait 'til tomorrow that's when we will found out why

I get my exercise between the kitchen and living room
I never wash or straighten up or plug in a vacuum
When everyone else is reading the news, I'm watching cartoons

I'm a couch potato I freely admit
I'm a couch potato and I'm darn proud of it
I'm a couch potato I freely admit
I'm a couch potato and I'm darn proud of it

All my meals are delivered in thirty minutes or less
My life is in a constant state of organized mess
I'm under doctor's orders to reduce my level of stress

Now if I'm feeling adventurous I'll sit out by the pool
And rap with all the foxy chicks to let them know I'm cool
But I stay out of the water don't want to look like fool

I'm a couch potato I freely admit
I'm a couch potato and I'm darn proud of it
I'm a couch potato I freely admit
I'm a couch potato and I'm darn proud of it

When I see runners and other fools, I think
What a stupid thing to do
They could be enjoying the TV set
Instead they're outside working up a sweat
I'm on a special diet and exercise plan
That calls for remaining as still as I can
And having three daily meals
At least of Italian pie and liquid yeast

I'm a couch potato I freely admit
I'm a couch potato and I'm darn proud of it
I'm a couch potato I freely admit
I'm a couch potato and I'm darn proud of it

Douglas Bruce Fergus, Sylvia Lenore Massy