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Eric the Half-A-Bee Song

Eric the Half-A-Bee Song Lyrics by Monty Python
Eric the Half-A-Bee Song Lyrics

What Are The Lyrics For Eric the Half-A-Bee Song By Monty Python?

Take it away Eric the Orchestra Leader

A-one, two, a-one two three four

Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?

La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.

Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee!

Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half a bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.

I love this hive, employee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.

He loves him carnally,
Semi-carnally.

The End

Cyril Connolly?

No, semi-carnally

Oh

Cyril Connoly

Who Wrote Eric the Half-A-Bee Song By Monty Python?

Tony Joe White

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