Nerf Herder - 5000 Ways to Die Lyrics
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5000 Ways to Die
5000 Ways to Die Lyrics |
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What Are The Lyrics For 5000 Ways to Die By Nerf Herder?
There must be 5000 ways to die
And each one ends the same way if you try Your friends all stand around While they dump you in the ground And the people who loved you will ask why oh why oh why oh why And the bastard you hated the most Will stand up and give you a toast He'll say "We were such good friends especially near the end" Then he'll feel up your girlfriend in front of your ghost So get in your car and drive real fast Up in the attic with a shotgun blast Take a bath with a clock radio Vodka and valium overdose Have you ever tried? There must be 5000 ways to die And if you're very lucky You'll get your picture in the paper on page three 25 words will summarize how you spent your whole damn life One day on that page Next day into the hamster cage So get in your car and drive real fast Up in the attic with a shotgun blast Take a bath with a clock radio Vodka and Valium overdose All the glamour can be yours with a loaded .44 Have you ever tried? There must be 5000 ways to die |
Who Wrote 5000 Ways to Die By Nerf Herder?
Dave Ehrlich, Parry Gripp, Parry P. Gripp, Stephen L. Sherlock, Steve Sherlock
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What's The Duration Of The 5000 Ways to Die By Nerf Herder?The duration of 5000 Ways to Die is 2:59 minutes and seconds. |
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