Ninja Sex Party - Courtship of the Mermaid Lyrics
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Courtship of the Mermaid
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What Are The Lyrics For Courtship of the Mermaid By Ninja Sex Party?
Once upon a morning dawn
Ninja Brian and I happened upon a gold pond In a forest enchanted where we both gazed upon A bold sight so fair, see there Beneath the blue waterfall, a mermaid was swimming And my heart and enthralled became lost In the beautiful lines of her face For every life movement was exquisite grace I trembled in silence at the love of my life Such a delicate moment, I must play this just right "Hey, do you want pizza?" I screamed loud as shit Then I grabbed a whole pizza, threw the f*ck out of it It soared through the air like some pizza-ass doves Now marvel and witness the glory of love Here comes the pizza The mermaid looked off with her hair in the breeze For she'd noticed not my love letter of cheese I don't see how I make it her soul to listen Like sunlight she shines, like crystals, she glistens I need to dream and ingenious new scheme So this angel shall open her heart to me "My pizza Brian" with onions and ham too Now coat me in pizza and throw me, goddamn you As choirs of angels sing out to the sky In cheese crust of passion, my true love shall fly God, my legs God, I definitely broke 'em Oh no, a handsome mermaid has just appeared He's brought the mermaid fillet mignon, Brian That's a clearly superior dish Now they're boning, wow, that was fast Hold on, I'm gonna try to hop over and tell her I love her Ah! Can one of you angels fly me to a hospital, please No? Cool F*ck you guys |
Who Wrote Courtship of the Mermaid By Ninja Sex Party?
Brian Alexander Wecht, Leigh Daniel Avidan
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What's The Duration Of The Courtship of the Mermaid By Ninja Sex Party?The duration of Courtship of the Mermaid is 2:49 minutes and seconds. |
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