Song Lyrics

When I first looked in your eyes
You were more than just a beauty to me
All my senses shot straight up
I was rock hard emotionally

The fact that you and I could plow
Is something I haven't even thought about
Starting now

I've got a heart boner for you
I stand before you stiff and true
I wanna blast a load of feelings onto you
This heart boner's for you

You've helped me grow into a man
My shallowness is a thing of the past
I want to slam you with my empathy
And then I'll rail you with my class

You've helped me find maturity
I'll be your wiener king, tee-hee
Tee-hee

I've got a heart boner tonight
Feel my love pants growing tight
I wanna plug you with respect all through the night
I'll bust a nut of joy and light

Hea-hea-hea-hea-heart boner
Hea-hea-hea-hea-hea-heart boner
Got a hea-hea-hea-hea-hea-heart boner
H-h-h-h-heart boner)
You are the love that I pursue
Do you feel the feels I feel for you
There's so much we have yet to do
Now jump me like a kangaroo

This heart boner's for you
I stand before you thick and true
I'll shoot a wad of gleaming romance just for you
This heart boner's for you

It's all for you
Every throbbing inch of my heart is just for you
Screw you for judging me

Brian Alexander Wecht, James Wesley Roach, Leigh Daniel Avidan

The duration of Heart Boner (Part II of the Boner Trilogy) is 4:12 minutes and seconds.