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Heaven Is a Half Pipe (If I Die)

Heaven Is a Half Pipe (If I Die) Lyrics by OPM
Heaven Is a Half Pipe (If I Die) Lyrics

What Are The Lyrics For Heaven Is a Half Pipe (If I Die) By OPM?

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back

Now heaven would be a DJ
Spinning dub all night long
And Heaven would be just kickin' back
With Jesus packing my bong
And if you don't believe in Jesus and Mohammed or Buddha too
And while the world is warring
We'll just sit back and laugh at you
Singing

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back

Now when most people think of heaven
They see those pearly gates
But I looked a little closer
And there's a sign that says "Do Not Skate"
So if you wanna come to my heaven
Well we're all gonna have a ball
And everyone you know is welcome
'Cause we got no gates or walls
Singing

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Without the man fucking with it

And then I got to the gate
Pulled out a list that I'd been calling fate
I'm sorry friend you can't come in
You gotta a list here that doesn't end
You're mad 'cause I smoke dope
You teaching any classes in how to cope
I'll find a place to rest my head
I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead
Like Christian Hossoi way back in 87'
We'll be busting Christ air's until we get to Heaven
You think I really care that I miss my Biology
Got my education in stale fishology
With all your rules you gots to chill
I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz
I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz, got the skillz, got the skillz

Heaven is a halfpipe

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Without the man fucking with it

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Without the man fucking with it

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit

Who Wrote Heaven Is a Half Pipe (If I Die) By OPM?

Mattew Meschery, John Edney, Geoff Turney

What's The Duration Of The Heaven Is a Half Pipe (If I Die) By OPM?

The duration of Heaven Is a Half Pipe (If I Die) is 4:17 minutes and seconds.

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