Song Lyrics

Welcome to Adelaide
It's a real nice town
Lots of police men everywhere
That are sure to remove that frown

They got judges, too
They'd like to butt-f*ck you
But only if you're under nine

Welcome to Adelaide
You're sure to have a swell time

There's a rumor going 'round
'Bout the cannibals of Snow Town
Their incredibly expensive, legal machine

Who foils the machine?

There's a rumor doin' rounds
About a brutal gang
Of cops and politicians
Who rape and murder little kitties
Yeah, they call them the family
Yes, they call them the family

David Lachlan Thrussell, John Kilbey

The duration of Welcome to Adelaide is 3:47 minutes and seconds.