Song Lyrics

You could use a buddy
Don't you want a pal?
(Yes I do! Yes I do!)
Girl, the way I see it
Your daddy should be leavin'
And you should stick around

(And kill him!)

What?

Nothing

So, Lydia, don't end yourself
Defend yourself
Daddy is the one you should maim
Together we'll exterminate, assassinate

No

The finer points can wait
But first you gotta say my name

Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him
Here you got a solid plan B option
I can bring your daddy so much pain
All you gotta do is say my name
Girl, just say it three times in a row
Then you won't believe how far I'll go
I'm on the bench, but coach
Just put me in the game
All you gotta do is say my name

I don't know your name

Well, I can't say it

How 'bout a game of charades?

Yes, let's play it

Two words

Right

Second word

Uh-huh

Drink?

No

Beverage?

No

Wine?

No

Juice?

Yes

Okay
First word

Okay

Bug?

No

Ant?

Close, but no

Beetle?

Yes

Betelgeuse?

Wow, I'm impressed
And all you gotta do is say my name three times
Three times in a row it must be spoken
Unbroken
Ready?

Yeah

Okay, go

Betelgeuse

Yes

Betelgeuse

Yes

Beeeee

Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good

'Cause

What?

You're so smart
A stand-up bro
I'll think about your offer
Let you know
But I prefer my chances down below
Betelgeuse

Yes

Betelgeuse

Yes

Being young and female doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark
I've been swimming with piranhas
I don't need a shark
Yes, life sucks
But not that much
Okay, Betelgeuse
Betelgeuse
Be a doll and spare the lecture

I'm offering you a full-time specter

Are you any good?

You bet'cha
Trust me, baby

I just met ya
Really it's a flattering offer

Don't you wanna see dad suffer?

I think I'd rather just jump off

No

I may be suicidal
But Betelgeuse, it's not as if I've lost my mind

So, playing hardball, huh?
You are tougher than you look

Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with
Got any references?

Lydia, there you are

Are you alright?

A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals

You get away from her
Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual

Betelgeuse is sexy

Betelgeuse is smart

BJ is a graduate of Juilliard!
He can help
We found him on Yelp
Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him
Every word is the truth
Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse

What the heck was that?

So violating

There you go, kid
Couple of five-star reviews

What was that?

That was possession
Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson

Any ghost?

Pretty much, any ghost'll do sure

Then, Betelgeuse, what do I need you for?

Woah, woah, woah woah woah
Hold up, hold up, girl, I'm your pal
They're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from Hell
I know, I went a little hard on the sell
But we're BF-F-F-F's forever

Agh

Lydia

What? He was already dead
And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff

We don't need that demon
The three of us alone can wreck dad's evening
Together we can make a grown man weep
Guys, I got a dinner date to keep

Okay, so what's the plan?

Teach dad a lesson
He's gonna freak when we possess him
So he wants the perfect daughter
I'll lead that lamb to slaughter
Yeah, I got game
I'm gonna make him say my name
(Make him say your name)
I'll make him say my name
(Make him say your name)
I'll make him say my name
(Make him say your name)
Not running away
I'll make him say my name

Eddie Thomas Perfect

The duration of Say My Name is 3:55 minutes and seconds.