Song Lyrics

I thought that I had everybody on my side
But I went and blew it, all sky high
And now she won't even spare a passing glance
All just because I ripped my pants

When big Larry came 'round just to put him down
SpongeBob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and ripped his pants

I know I shouldn't mope around I shouldn't curse
But the pain feels so much worse
'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
Than a burn from the sun, or sand in your buns

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
So listen and you won't regret
Be true to yourself don't miss your chance
And you won't end up like the fool who ripped
His pants

Peter Straus, Paul Tibbitt

The duration of Ripped Pants is 1:17 minutes and seconds.