Song Lyrics

Hello, teenie bopper,
Hello, deejay
We're goin' to sing a whopper
and you're goin to make it pay for us
Hello! Hit, hit, hit
Sure to be a hit, hit
Gonna make a hit

Uniqueness is rule number one,
No weakness to hinder the fun
Now sing it with reckless abandon
and go to the bank with your mon, mon, money
It's a hit, hit, hit
Sure to be a hit, hit, hit
Gonna make a hit

You take a little drums
Add a little bass
And let the guitar play
at a teenie bopper's pace
It's gotta be a hit

Hello, teenie bopper,
Hello, deejay
We're goin' to sing a whopper
and you're goin to make it pay for us
Hello! Hit, hit
Sure to be a hit, hit, hit
Gonna make a hit

Promotion will cause a big commotion
So, deejay, teenie bopper answer me this:
How can this hit miss?
We've done it all right and sealed it with a kiss
There's just one fact that we can't quite shirk:
We did all this last time, and it did not work!

But! This time we're sure to have a hit, hit, hit
Sure to be a hit

Chris Dedrick