Song Lyrics

Hello?
Hi, do you want to go to a party with me?
No, the game's on
Oh, I almost forgot
I'll be right there

We like sportz and we don't care who knows
From shooting hoops, to the super bowl
We like sportz and we don't care who knows
Football football football, tennis, hockey, golf

The game is starting everyone is here,
I got my snacks, my friends, and a beer
Just two normal guys hanging out having fun

Right guy number 2?
Yeah guy number 1
E to the S to the P to the N
Is all I watch cause I'm the man
If my team loses I'll be mean all night
If you tell me to relax we'll get in a fight
Watching sportz with girls is a pain
They don't know the rules, there's no time to explain
Single, double, triple, home-run
For the celebration I'll shoot my gun
I like my friend, he's a real guys guy
He's not a loud-mouth like that cunt-hole Steve
We like sportz and we don't care who knows
From Wimbledon to the Astrodome

We like sportz and we don't care who knows
Football football football,tennis, hockey, golf

Now when I say "sportz", you say "nutz"
"Sportz!"
"Nutz!"
"Sportz!"
"Nutz!"
When I say "cheating", you say "sux"
"Cheating!"
"Sux!"
"Cheating!"
"Sux!"

I drink whiskey cause I like the taste
You think its bitter but I think its great
I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars
Don't believe me? smell our cars
We're real men, and we like sportz
If you say we're not then we'll see you in court

I'm team captain and I choose you
I'm the other team captain and I choose you too
We steal the ball and we're off to the races
Then scare the other team with our mad dog faces like,
What what what what what what
What what what what what what

We like sportz and we don't care who knows
From the pregame toast to the wrap-up show
We like sportz and we don't care who knows
Football football football, tennis, hockey, golf

Throw me the baseball
Now toss me the pig skin
Now feed me the rock
Now give me the rock

Akiva Schaffer, Andrew Samberg, Jorma Taccone

The duration of We Like Sportz is 2:03 minutes and seconds.