Song Lyrics

God bless all policemen and fighters of crime
The thieves go to jail for a very long time
They had a hard day helping clean up the town
They hang from the mantle these both upside down
A glass of warm blood and then straight up the stairs
Batman and Robin are saying their prayers

God bless Superman and Superwoman
Aquaman and Aquawoman
Ironman and Ironwoman
Spiderman and Spiderwoman
Plasticman and Plasticwoman
Crazyman and

B-b-batman
Yes Robin?
Was there ever a Batwoman?
There was once, boy wonder, a long time back
Where is she now?
I'm afraid she's no longer with us
Oh, you mean
Yes, she in the great belfry up there in the sky
Holy St. Batwoman, what happened?
She rather foolishly got in the way of the Batmobile
Suicide?
Batricide
Gosh, why didn't I think of that?
They've locked all the doors and they've put out the bat

They put on their bat-jamas
We like doing that
Filled the bat-water bottles, made the bat-beds
With two springy battresses for sleepy bat-heads
They're closing their eyes and they're counting black sheep
Batman and Robin are falling asleep

W-where are you going Batman?
The bathroom bedroom
Holy-loo-ya

John Gorman, Michael Mcgear, Roger Mcgough