Song Lyrics

I'm a Jack of all trades and a bastard son
A burnt out slave and a master of none

A cog on a wheel in a dog and pony show
But if I won the lottery, I'd be taken seriously
With the keys to the kingdom and a stock portfolio

No I don't know why I wait for pigs to fly
A normal day for them is a miracle for me
The master makes the rules
And the master plays the fools
An ordinary voice in a silent harmony

Look at the Jones, they ain't sad at all
They love the wage, they hate us all
They dance to the rhythm of a dark and distant drone
I can't keep up with the Jones no more
I can't make rent when I had it before
Now a big wolf is at the door looking for blood from a stone

No I don't know why I wait for pigs to fly
A normal day for them is a miracle for me
The master makes the rules
And the master plays the fools
An ordinary voice in a silent harmony

Should I grow old before I die
Just another John Doe in debt to his eyes
Choking on the barrel of a gun run down my throat
Held by the master's invisible hands
"More, more, more!" The master commands
"Call in the lawyers, piss on the ants"
I quote, no joke

No I don't know why I wait for pigs to fly
A normal day for them is a miracle for me
The master makes the rules
And the master plays the fools
An ordinary voice in a silent harmony

Craig Eugene Harris, Jason Macisaac, Jonathan Landry, Mark Todd Murphy, William Jason Wright

The duration of Jack of All Trades is 3:51 minutes and seconds.