Song Lyrics

The friendly pirate crew pass out Dorothy's birthday cake.)

Oh, be careful now. That's Dorothy's birthday cake for her surprise party tonight.
She's gonna be so excited.
Oh! Oh, please be careful with the cake.

Wally, wait here. This is Captain Feathersword's.

Oh yes!

Captain! Captain!
Captain Feathersword! Hello!

(spotting Dorothy coming) Oh, quick!
Hide the cake! It's Dorothy!
(to young pirate boy who is holding cake)
Oh no, hide here. (grabs cake and hides inside the dock house.)

This is the best idea, Wally.
Captain Feathersword never, ever, ever, ever, ever forgets my birthday.

Yes, yes, and don't forget to ask him about the magic wand.

Hi, Captain Feathersword.

Dorothy, what a surprise party.
I mean, what a surprise to see you today.

Um, this is Wally. He's a magician.

(Wally tries giving handshakes to Captain but his hand keeps going up and down.)

Well anyway, lovely to see on this fine occasion.

Really? What occasion do you mean?

Happy (foghorn)
Happy days. Happy days.

Happy days.

Are you all right, Captain?

Captain Feathersword: It wouldn't be all right for such a special day.

A special day! What day would that be, Captain?

Oh, it's the, um, the last day before, before.
(groaning instretchy voice)

Captain, you crew.

Whoa! Oh! Oh, me hearties.
Whoo! Well, now indeed.
Well, if you got that much energy,
you can show Dorothy the Dinosaur our new pirate dance.

A pirate dance!

Let's all do a pirate dance!

(Captain Feathersword and crew dance while the music starts playing.)

(singing) Who's the pirate with a feather for a sword?

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

Who's the pirate with a feather in its hat?

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

He tickles you, he tickles me,

He tickles everything that moves and everything he sees.

You know he is the leader of the pirate seas.

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

He can cook a birthday cake for a party you see.

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

And he will show you how to do a groovy pirate dance.

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

He'll tickle you, he tickle me,

He'll tickle everything that moves and everything he sees.

You know he is the leader of the pirate seas.

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather,

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather,

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather,

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather,

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather,

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather,

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather,

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

Ooh, it's Captain Feather, ooh, it's Captain Feather,

Ooh, it's Captain Feathersword.

John William Michael Field

The duration of Ooh It's Captain Feathersword is 2:39 minutes and seconds.