Song Lyrics

I gave up pimento cheese
Domino's delivery
Whiskey sours
Apple pies
Finger-lickin' chicken fried
Are gastronomic history
I used to like them scary shows
But I gave 'em up a while ago
Don't do no dip-defyin'
Roller coaster ridin'
Nowadays, I just take it slow
Every since we started datin'
I been compensatin'
To keep from gettin' up
To hell any quicker
'Cause

[Chorus]
She's hard on the ticker
Hard on the ticker
The girl is such a hazard that she ought to have a sticker
Sayin' hard on the ticker

Now, when she wiggles through my door
My chin gets heavy, hits the floor
Silky hair, garnet lips
Swingin' double-jointed hips
My blood begins to roar
And when she nibbles on me ear
It's partly pleasure, partly beer
Little dab is all it takes
To get my heart a palpatatin'
Feelin' like the end is near
I ought to get a policy
A double indemnity
It'd make my beneficiary
A whole lot richer
'Cause...

[Chorus]

That's my girl
Yeah, she's hard on the ticker
I ought to get a policy
A double indemnity
It'd make my beneficiary
A whole lot richer

Because she's hard on the ticker
Hard on the ticker
The girl is such a hazard that she ought to have a sticker
Sayin' hard on the ticker

Oh, she's hard on the ticker
Hard on the ticker
She's hard on the ticker
Hey, she's hard on the ticker

Craig Wiseman, Gary Loyd

The duration of Hard On The Ticker is 3:40 minutes and seconds.