Song Lyrics

From The Paris Opera House, La Scala And The Met,
If You Haven't Heard His Tenor Voice, You Ain't Heard Nothin' Yet!
All The Roles In French And German And Italian Are A Snap,
He's A Classic Op'ra Singer With A Very Ample lap!

TONY THE TENOR! ENCHANTINGLY STRANGE,
OUT SINGS CARUSO, TOPS PAV'ROTTI'S RANGE,
FROM HERO TO VILLIAN, WITH EACH COSTUME CHANGE,
TONY THE TENOR! FANTABULOUS TENOR! OH! TONY, OH! TONY THE TENOR!

When He Started Out He Only Carried Spears!
And With More Experience And Added Years,
Tony Increased In His Girth,
And Also In His Worth,
Now He's Singing Roles Above His Former Peers!

TONY THE TENOR! ENCHANTINGLY STRANGE,
OUT SINGS CARUSO, TOPS PAV'ROTTI'S RANGE,
FROM HERO TO VILLIAN, WITH EACH COSTUME CHANGE,
TONY THE TENOR! FANTABULOUS TENOR! OH! TONY, OH! TONY THE TENOR!

Tony Has A Villa Off The Coast Of Spain!
And A Penthouse In New York Where He Doth Train,
In His Daily Vocalize, You Can Hear Him Rhapsodise,
From The Mountains To The Prairies And The Plain!

All The Ladies Stand In Line To Merely Touch His Hand!
Noted Op'ra Scholars And The Critics Join To Say He's Grand,
From The Credits On The Program, He's The Classic Of The Stage,
When The Curtain Falls Ovators Always Stand! And He Is The Rage!

TONY THE TENOR! ENCHANTINGLY STRANGE,
OUT SINGS CARUSO, TOPS PAV'ROTTI'S RANGE,
FROM HERO TO VILLAIN, WITH EACH COSTUME CHANGE,
TONY THE TENOR! FANTABULOUS TENOR! O-E-E-OH! TONY THE TENOR!

Bobby Lee Cude, Watie Riley Pickens

The duration of Tony the Tenor is 4:01 minutes and seconds.