University Of Rochester Midnight Ramblers - Army Lyrics

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Army

Army Lyrics by University Of Rochester Midnight Ramblers
Army Lyrics

What Are The Lyrics For Army By University Of Rochester Midnight Ramblers?

Well I thought about the army
Dad said, son you're fucking high
And I thought, yeah there's a first for everything
So I took my old man's advice

Three sad semesters
It was only fifteen grand spent in bed
I thought about the army
I dropped out and joined a band instead

Grew a mustache and a mullet
Got a job at chic-fil-a
Citing artistic differences
The band broke up in may

And in June reformed without me
And they'd got a different name
I nuked another grandma's apple pie
And hung my head in shame

I've been thinking a lot today
I've been thinking a lot today
Oh, I think I'll write a screenplay
Oh, I think I'll take it to LA

Oh, I think I'll get it done yesterday
In this time of introspection
On the eve of my election
I say to my reflection

God, please spare me more rejection
'cause my peers, they criticize me
And my ex-wives all despise me
Try to put it all behind me

But my redneck past is nipping at my heels
I've been thinking a lot today
I've been thinking a lot today
I've been thinking a lot today

I thought about the army...

Who Wrote Army By University Of Rochester Midnight Ramblers?

Ben Folds

What's The Duration Of The Army By University Of Rochester Midnight Ramblers?

The duration of Army is 3:11 minutes and seconds.

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