Song Lyrics

Hey, I'm all feet up, watchin' TV
Someplace to feast my eyes, oh
Well, I've always tripped on commercials, yeah, yeah
This one blew my mind, oh, uh, hey

Tell me, who ya gonna call
When you need that affection?
You got to have it quick (got to have it quick)
Well, just a-hang your love line
In her direction, whoa

All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, uh
Yeah, all you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, uh, whoa, oh

Three dollars, first minute, gosh, man
After that, cost ya four
And she be up for negotiations, mmm-hmm
If you call back for mo', oh oh oh ah

Now who ya gonna call
When you need that special (special)
Little somethin', mmm
You can say what you like
It's all confidential, whoa

(All you bad, bad boys)
Call her up on the spank line, huh
(All you bad, bad boys)
Call her up on the spank line, whoa

Hey
(All you bad, bad boys)
Make a mind blow
(All you bad, bad boys)
Dial 1-900-spanked

(All you bad, bad boys)
Call her up on the spank line, uh, hey
(All you bad, bad boys)
Call her up on the spank line, uh

(All you bad, bad boys)
Yeah, it's a spank line, ha, ha, ha, ha, woo
(All you bad, bad boys)
Just, call her up, ha, call her up

1-900-spanked (all you bad, bad boys)
1-900-spanked you bad, bad, bad, boys
(All you bad, bad boys) just call her up
It's a spank line, yeah, oh, ow

Alex Van Halen, Edward Van Halen, Sammy Hagar, Michael Anthony