Song Lyrics

Drink from bottle when I home alone
Spank the kids with a fork
Run the appliances high-speed all day
Switch stations every 5 seconds

We are mostly mute with one another
Sounds of unexpected voices shock us
Talk is rarely squandered
Is it a favor or a threat?
Long term plan or just a scam?
What'd you say? Say it over!
You know, your hands give you away
Is it evil or selfish or for criminal gain?
If it takes 20 seconds
Can you repeat it again?

What's it mean straight out with it
Or don't say it at all
I can take it, call me Judas
I'm a bastard, I'll admit it
I'm Mr. Friction (Oh, Mr. Friction!)
I can force you to tell me
Friction accepts no lies
I accept all lies
(I am the main lie)
You can't lie to a lie
(I am the main lie)
You can't lie to a lie...
Johnny Yuma was a copper
Johnny Yuma...
See what you done now???
Now I'm a gangster, can't speaka no ingles:
Hopsa hopsa Lorry.
Quanna quanna quanna may
Iomtali. Iomtalo. Hey hey hey

Drink from bottle when I home alone
Spank the kids with a fork
Run the appliances high-speed all day
Switch stations every 5 seconds

Don't bring me help
I don't like it when you stare
What's wrong?
Water's running everywhere
Hot water even on my lawn
Don't ask what's wrong
This is intentional
Blang, blang, blang, blang
Who called the cops?
I said I'd be alright
I-I-I gotta get th-the carrots out
I SAID I'M COMING WITH DYNAMITE!!!

Drink from bottle when I home alone
Spank the kids with a fork

David Was, Don Edward Fagenson

The duration of Oh, Mr. Friction is 3:32 minutes and seconds.