Song Lyrics

Come on over hunnie
And give your uncle Dolamite a kiss
Well what you want baby?

Would you tell me a story?

You want me to tell you a story?

Hell yeah!

Me too!

Yes Hunnie I'm a tell you a story
About the bad ass Eazy E
He was drinkin' whiskey and gin at the age of three
Listen and listen well
He's a bad Muthafu


Gimmie that god damn book!
Here let me read you this one
Christmas in Compton
It was a silent night, yes a holy night,
Until Mr. Claus turned into Santa muthafuckin' right?

Deck the halls with balls of holy
Tra la la la la la la la la
Tis the season to be jolly

Merry Christmas muthafucka!
Merry muthafuckin' Christmas and a ho ho ho!
While I'm ridin' that cot under the missile toe
Now dashin' through the snow
In a candy red top 6-4
Over the hills I go
Laughin' at this hoe
Nuts on rich and rings
Makin' me feel right
Oh what fun it is to know
That I'm gonna get this pussy tonight
So ring them bells, ring them bells
She's takin' it all the way
Oh what fun it is to watch her suck my dick this way
Hey ring them bells, ring them bells
She's takin' it all the way
Oh what fun it is to nut, while she's suckin' my dick
Oh yay!
Tis the season to get busy
Compton crime lick
And I'm smokin' on this stick.

Ho ho ho come sit on my face
I'm mean lap and tell me what you want for Christmas
Ho ho.

I want a slay ride
A cd player
A fifty rum
She said slide down the chimney
In a pool of cum
A VCR on a set with one of
Those porno flicks
Give that to Rudolph the red nosed
Reindeer
To that rum like a everlastin' gobstopper
Give me a hump for his cock will be
A party poppa
I dig a ho
Crack a dough
By the north pole
I'm havin' fuckin' in tha snow
I made him drop to his knees
Yeah you know what's up
I said here's some candy canes eat 'em up
???? bonapatite with a condom in a tree.

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth, my two front teeth
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
Yo where's ya rhyme tell me Buck Wheat.

Buck wheat is a waskal
That's no Christmas
And all the toys, boys and girls
F*ck ya wishes
I got happy over joy in this muthafucka
No indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka
??? when I was young I was the only kid
Who had enough guts to be
Good ole hearin' on the East
I'd stay awake just to let America know
That Santa was a fake
I used to believe in Saint Dick when Elvis was alive
But all the fuckin' bullshit got played when I was five
Years oh just stay young, bold datin'
Singin' Silent Night carolin' recietin'
Now all I want for Chrismas is my indo wreath
I got my two front teeth
Uncle Eazy be the ????
Just spread me a leaf
Little kids don't cry
When you find out the Santa Claus is just a fuckin' lye.

On the third day of Christmas my homeboys gave to me
Three pounds of indo
Two birds of cocaine
And a A muthafuckin' K bitch.

Eazy-E oh Eazy-E
Show us how you treat those bitches
I saw mommy fuckin' Eazy-E.

Close the door little bitch
I'm gettin' these draws.

I'm a tell my daddy if ya ass don't stop.

I don't give a f*ck
I'm gettin' Christmas caught
Ho ho ho and away I go.

Oh Saint Nick got a dick like a ho
Well where's this ????

Shut the f*ck up bitches
And go back to sleep.

Yo black what you want for Christmas?
Yo black I want a job
??? corn on the cob
But a nigga will eat them chicken, and
Chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food
Who's climbin' in my window
Smokin' up indo
My carin' and high make a high know
Yo black what you want for Christmas?
Yo black I want some cash
So I can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash.

A rump pa pump pump
A rump pa pump pump

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas
Merry muthafuckin' Christmas
Merry muthafuckin' Christmas
And have a fucked up new year (x4)

You bitch!!

And they all went to prison
And lived fucked up lives ever after
The end

Eric Wright, Henrik Milling Rasmussen, Jesper Dahl, Lasse Bavngaard, Makeba Fields, Nicholas Kvaran, Rasmus Berg, Rassan Jackson, Tanesha L. Hudson, William Adams

The duration of Merry Mucha****** Xmas is 5:53 minutes and seconds.