Song Lyrics

Got me the strangest woman
Believe it, this chick's no sinch
But I really get her goin'
Then I take out my Big Ten Inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
The band that plays the blues
She just loved that Big Ten Inch
Record of her favorite blues

Last night I tried to tease her
I gave her a little pinch
But she said now stop that jivin
And get out that big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved that Big Ten Inch
Record of her favorite blues

I cover her with kisses
When we're in a lover's clinch
And when she gets all excited
She begs for my big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved that Big Ten Inch
Record of her favorite blues

My gal don't go for smokin'
And liquor just makes her flinch
Seems she just goes for nothin'
'cept for my big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Band that plays the blues
She just loved my Big Ten Inch
Record of her favorite blues

Fred Weismantel

The duration of Big Ten Inch Record is 2:13 minutes and seconds.